What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:04
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Where are the gay people in India?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Live and Let Die
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd